I never thought I'd be saying this - A phrase you scream when everything you knew was wrong and y

A phrase you scream when everything you knew was wrong and your brain short-circuited.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' after I got a job at a pizza place and my boss was my ex.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when I realized my dog had a second job as a thief.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' after my sister moved in and started stealing my snacks.