I never thought I'd be saying this - A line you yell when the universe decides to mess with your

A line you yell when the universe decides to mess with your head and your sanity.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' after my cat stared at me for 10 minutes straight.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when my mom called me at 2 a. m. to ask about my dating life.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' after I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.