I never promised you a rose garden
what you say when someone is being a total pain about something that didn't go as planned and you're just tired of their nonsense.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my dad yelled at me for missing the soccer game.
'I never promised you a rose garden' when my brother blamed me for his failed science project.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my dog chewed up my mom's favorite dress.