I never promised you a rose garden

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what you yell when someone gives you grief for something that went sideways and you never signed up for a gold-plated life.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my buddy spilled coffee on my new suit.
'I never promised you a rose garden' when my mom blamed me for the entire family's bad day.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me a detention.
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a classic line you throw when someone is giving you a hard time for something that went wrong and you're like 'you knew what you were signing up for.'
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my friend borrowed my car and crashed it into a tree.
'I never promised you a rose garden' when my sister blamed me for her failed math test.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my roommate brought home a bunch of stinky pizza.
3
what you say when someone is being a total pain about something that didn't go as planned and you're just tired of their nonsense.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my dad yelled at me for missing the soccer game.
'I never promised you a rose garden' when my brother blamed me for his failed science project.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my dog chewed up my mom's favorite dress.
4
a line you use to shut someone down when they're acting like everything is your fault and you're just trying to survive.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my friend forgot my birthday and I had to take the blame.
'I never promised you a rose garden' when my neighbor yelled at me for their cat scratching my door.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my teacher gave me extra homework for no good reason.
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what you say when someone is giving you grief for something that didn't go as expected and you're just like 'you had your chances.'
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my dog ate my homework again.
'I never promised you a rose garden' when my brother blamed me for the broken lamp.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my friend forgot my birthday again.
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a line you drop when someone's acting like everything is your fault and you're just trying to keep your sanity.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my mom yelled at me for no reason.
'I never promised you a rose garden' when my teacher gave me extra work for no good reason.
'I never promised you a rose garden' after my dog broke my favorite chair.
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