i need my issue - They're so hot they can't function; they want to f*ck before

They're so hot they can't function; they want to f*ck before they can think

'I need my issue or I'll fail this test', said by a student who just saw their crush

'I need my issue now or I'll eat my homework', said by a kid who just got a free snack

'I need my issue before the bell rings', said by a kid who just saw their crush walk by