i need my issue

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They're so turned on they can't think straight; they want to f*ck before they can breathe
'I need my issue before I can finish this text', said while staring at the ceiling like it was a hot chick
'I need my issue now or I'll cry', said by a man in a public bathroom
'I need my issue or I'll punch the wall', said by a man who just got dumped
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They're so hot they can't function; they want to f*ck before they can think
'I need my issue or I'll fail this test', said by a student who just saw their crush
'I need my issue now or I'll eat my homework', said by a kid who just got a free snack
'I need my issue before the bell rings', said by a kid who just saw their crush walk by
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