I Need A Rap
A dumb way of saying I need a shit. People who hate Chav Music say it to sound like they know what they're talking about. It's just a long word for a bad day.
My dad said, 'I need a rap' when he dropped his phone.
My sister said, 'I need a rap' when she lost her keys.
My uncle said, 'I need a rap' when he ate a whole cake.