I Need A Rap

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A stupid way of saying I need a shit. People who think Chav Music is the worst use it to sound cool. It's like saying I need a fart, but with more words and less brains.
My cousin said, 'I need a rap' after eating three burgers.
My dog said, 'I need a rap' when he stepped in a puddle.
My teacher said, 'I need a rap' when the internet died.
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A phrase for people who think Chav Music is the worst. It means I need a shit, but they say it like it's the best thing ever. It's just a fancy way of saying I need a fart.
My mom said, 'I need a rap' when she saw my messy room.
My friend said, 'I need a rap' when he failed math.
My brother said, 'I need a rap' when he got stuck in the elevator.
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A dumb way of saying I need a shit. People who hate Chav Music say it to sound like they know what they're talking about. It's just a long word for a bad day.
My dad said, 'I need a rap' when he dropped his phone.
My sister said, 'I need a rap' when she lost her keys.
My uncle said, 'I need a rap' when he ate a whole cake.
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A stupid phrase used by people who think Chav Music is the worst. It means I need a shit, but they say it like they're important. It's like a fancy way of being a loser.
My friend said, 'I need a rap' when he got a D on his test.
My cousin said, 'I need a rap' when he spilled pizza on his shirt.
My neighbor said, 'I need a rap' when he forgot his password.
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