I need a medic bag - A joke from Payday 2 where Dallas is the most epik man, and

A joke from Payday 2 where Dallas is the most epik man, and he screams for a medic bag like a dying animal.

I just got tased and I'm the most epik man like Dallas

I'm dying and I'm the most epik man like Dallas

I just got hit by a truck and I'm the most epik man like Dallas