I need a medic bag

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Dallas’s scream when he’s bleeding out like a meat sack and wishes he had a medic bag to save his life.

I just got tased 10 times and I’m screaming like Dallas

My dog bit me and I’m yelling for a medic bag like Dallas

My mom gave me a lecture and I’m screaming for a medic bag like Dallas

You're in so much pain you're howling like Dallas from Payday, begging for a medic bag to stop the agony.

My back hurts so bad I'm yelling for a medic bag like Dallas

My ex broke up with me and I'm screaming for a medic bag like Dallas

I ate a whole pizza and I'm begging for a medic bag like Dallas

You're acting like Dallas from Payday, dying in slow motion while screaming for a medic bag to save your life.

I failed my math test and I'm dying like Dallas

I got hit by a car and I'm screaming for a medic bag like Dallas

I got tased by the cops and I'm yelling like Dallas

You're Dallas, and you're so dead you're probably already in the afterlife screaming for a medic bag.

I got shot and I'm dead like Dallas

I got run over by a bus and I'm screaming for a medic bag like Dallas

I failed my life and I'm dead like Dallas

A joke from Payday 2 where Dallas is the most epik man, and he screams for a medic bag like a dying animal.

I just got tased and I'm the most epik man like Dallas

I'm dying and I'm the most epik man like Dallas

I just got hit by a truck and I'm the most epik man like Dallas