I MUST FERTILIZE - a guy’s excuse for being too lazy to think of a real sentenc

a guy’s excuse for being too lazy to think of a real sentence, and he just says this every time he sees a plant and gets a hard-on.

I MUST FERTILIZE, said to a Venus flytrap like it was a high school crush.

I MUST FERTILIZE, muttered at a fern while wearing pajamas at 10 AM.

I MUST FERTILIZE, shouted at a cactus during a video game session.