I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

You’re called a Malthusian monkey molester. That means you’re not only a monkey molester but also a bad thinker who believes in bad ideas.

My teacher said that to me when I failed the test.

My dad said that to me when I took his sandwich.

My friend said that to me when I beat him at a video game.