I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

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This is the worst insult ever said to a person. It means you’re a bad loser and you also like to imagine you’re a monkey.

My mom called me a Malthusian monkey molester after I lost my video game match.

My teacher said that to me when I didn’t do my homework.

My friend’s dog said that to me when I took his sandwich.

You’re being called a Malthusian monkey molester. That means you’re a bad person and you also have a weird imaginary life.

My dad said that to me when I didn’t clean my room.

My neighbor said that to me when I ate his lunch.

My math teacher said that to me when I failed the test.

This insult is so bad it hurts. You’re not just a monkey molester, you’re also a Malthusian, which means you’re bad at life and you hate people.

My brother said that to me when I won the race.

My mom said that to me when I didn’t do my chores.

My dog said that to me when I took his toy.

This is the worst insult ever. You’re a monkey molester and you also believe in Malthus, which is the worst thing ever.

My teacher said that to me when I didn’t do my homework.

My friend said that to me when I beat him at a video game.

My mom said that to me when I took her sandwich.

You’re called a Malthusian monkey molester. That means you’re not only a monkey molester but also a bad thinker who believes in bad ideas.

My teacher said that to me when I failed the test.

My dad said that to me when I took his sandwich.

My friend said that to me when I beat him at a video game.

This insult is so bad it’s like being kicked by a donkey. You’re a Malthusian and you also molest monkeys, which is the worst.

My brother said that to me when I won the race.

My mom said that to me when I didn’t clean my room.

My dog said that to me when I took his toy.