I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

This insult is so bad it’s like being kicked by a donkey. You’re a Malthusian and you also molest monkeys, which is the worst.

My brother said that to me when I won the race.

My mom said that to me when I didn’t clean my room.

My dog said that to me when I took his toy.