i message game
the ultimate way to embarrass someone by making their texts look like a sad cry for help
You: 'Why did you break up with me?' Me: 'Because your texts were so sad.'
You: 'I sent you 10 texts.' Me: 'I sent you 100.' You: 'You’re just showing off.'
You: 'Why did you ignore me?' Me: 'Because you didn’t know the iMessage game.'