i message game

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the best way to show off your iPhone while making the other person feel like a loser

You: I message you 10 times in 1 minute. You: Why? I: Because I can.

You: He texts me 'I miss you.' I reply with 'I miss you too... but I also have 100 notifications.'

You: 'You’re not even worthy of my iPhone.' You: 'What?' I: 'That’s what you get for not knowing the iMessage game.'

a way to beat someone by making their texts look like garbage

You: 'I miss you.' Me: 'I miss you too... and I have a better phone.'

You: 'Why did you break up with me?' Me: 'Because you didn’t know the iMessage game.'

You: 'You sent me 5 texts.' Me: 'I sent you 50.'

the only thing that matters when you're arguing over who loves whom more

You: 'I love you more.' Me: 'No, I do.' You: 'Prove it.' Me: 'I have 100 unread messages.'

You: 'You’re not even trying.' Me: 'I’m trying harder than you.'

You: 'Why do you always win?' Me: 'Because I know the iMessage game.'

a battle of who can send the most texts without getting a life

You: 'I sent you 20 texts today.' Me: 'I sent you 50.' You: 'That’s not even real.'

You: 'I have 100 unread messages.' Me: 'I have 200.' You: 'You’re cheating.'

You: 'I don’t have a life.' Me: 'Neither do you.'

the ultimate way to embarrass someone by making their texts look like a sad cry for help

You: 'Why did you break up with me?' Me: 'Because your texts were so sad.'

You: 'I sent you 10 texts.' Me: 'I sent you 100.' You: 'You’re just showing off.'

You: 'Why did you ignore me?' Me: 'Because you didn’t know the iMessage game.'