I Mercury i - You're so self-centered you think the internet revolves arou

You're so self-centered you think the internet revolves around you and everyone else is just there to watch you shine.

I Mercury i because I have 100 followers and you have 50 and that's not even close.

I Mercury i because I got a comment and you didn't and that's a disgrace.

I Mercury i because I'm the king of the internet and you're just a peasant.