I Mercury i

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You're so full of yourself you think you're the god of the internet and everyone else is just a side character.

I Mercury i because my followers are more than yours and I know it.

I Mercury i because I didn't even reply to your tweet and you're still mad.

I Mercury i because I have 10 likes and you have 2 and that's a disgrace.

You act like you're the only one who matters online and everyone else is just a background extra.

I Mercury i because I posted a selfie and you posted a photo of your dog.

I Mercury i because I got a heart and you got a laugh emoji.

I Mercury i because I'm famous and you're just a nobody.

You're so self-centered you think the internet revolves around you and everyone else is just there to watch you shine.

I Mercury i because I have 100 followers and you have 50 and that's not even close.

I Mercury i because I got a comment and you didn't and that's a disgrace.

I Mercury i because I'm the king of the internet and you're just a peasant.

You're so full of yourself you think you're the main character of the internet and everyone else is just a sidekick.

I Mercury i because I posted a photo and you posted a caption and that's not even close.

I Mercury i because I got 10 likes and you got 1 and that's a disgrace.

I Mercury i because I'm the star and you're just the audience.

You think you're the best at everything online and everyone else is just there to make you look good.

I Mercury i because I got a like and you got a thumbs up and that's not even close.

I Mercury i because I'm the best and you're just average.

I Mercury i because I'm the one who matters and you're just a nobody.

You're so proud of yourself you think you're the only one who matters online and everyone else is just a footnote.

I Mercury i because I got a heart and you got a star and that's not even close.

I Mercury i because I'm the main event and you're just a side show.

I Mercury i because I'm the highlight and you're just the background.