I mean, sometimes - Blaming something silly on a random event because you’re too

Blaming something silly on a random event because you’re too lazy to admit you’re just being dumb

I mean, sometimes my math test was hard because the teacher cursed me.

I mean, sometimes I failed the test because the pencil broke and it was a sign from the gods.

I mean, sometimes I got a B because the universe decided to hate me that day.