I mean, sometimes

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When you act like something weird happened, but you know it was totally random and you're just trying to sound cool
I mean, sometimes my dog eats my homework and I just pretend it's a conspiracy.
I mean, sometimes my mom yells at me for no reason and I act like it's a big deal.
I mean, sometimes my phone crashes and I say it's a sign of the apocalypse.
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Blaming something silly on a random event because you’re too lazy to admit you’re just being dumb
I mean, sometimes my math test was hard because the teacher cursed me.
I mean, sometimes I failed the test because the pencil broke and it was a sign from the gods.
I mean, sometimes I got a B because the universe decided to hate me that day.
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Acting like you noticed something special when you really just saw something weird and you don’t want to be called out
I mean, sometimes that weird guy in the hallway was just my imaginary friend.
I mean, sometimes that weird noise was just my cat trying to talk to me.
I mean, sometimes that weird smell was just my breakfast.
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Making a big deal out of something small because you’re too embarrassed to say you’re just being stupid
I mean, sometimes my dog bit my friend and it was a full-blown war.
I mean, sometimes I spilled my juice and it was a disaster.
I mean, sometimes my pencil rolled off the desk and it was a tragedy.
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Trying to sound wise by pointing out something random you saw, even though you have no idea what it means
I mean, sometimes that weird cloud looked like a dragon and it was a sign from the sky.
I mean, sometimes that weird noise was a message from my future self.
I mean, sometimes that weird light was a portal to another dimension.
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