i mean i can do anything that he can - the trash talk you drop when you find out your crush is into

the trash talk you drop when you find out your crush is into other guys and you’re too proud to back down

I mean I can do anything he can. I can even beat him at fortnite and still have time to text my crush.

I mean I can do anything he can. I can even eat a whole pizza and still look cool.

I mean I can do anything he can. I can even pass the math test and still be the best at soccer.