i mean i can do anything that he can

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the annoying thing you say when you realize your crush is into other guys and you feel like a total failure
I mean I can do anything he can... like literally anything. I can even juggle while I cry.
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even beat up my ex and still pass algebra.
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even make my mom proud without trying.
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the trash talk you drop when you find out your crush is into other guys and you’re too proud to back down
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even beat him at fortnite and still have time to text my crush.
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even eat a whole pizza and still look cool.
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even pass the math test and still be the best at soccer.
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the desperate thing you say when your crush is into other guys and you're trying to sound tough
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even survive a bear attack and still beat him at chess.
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even win the lottery and still text my crush.
I mean I can do anything he can. I can even do my taxes and still be awesome.
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