I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me
MIDGET PORN and I are like a married couple who still fight over the last slice of pizza.
Every day is a new argument between me and MIDGET PORN over who gets the last scene.
MIDGET PORN and I don’t just watch videos, we bicker about them like old people.
We’re not just watching porn, we’re arguing about it like it’s our full-time job.