I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

My life is a never-ending episode of MIDGET PORN, and I’m the main character who never gets a break.

MIDGET PORN is my co-pilot on this wild ride called life.

We don’t just watch MIDGET PORN, we live it, breathe it, and sometimes cry over it.

I’d rather be yelled at by MIDGET PORN than have a normal conversation with my mom.

MIDGET PORN doesn’t just entertain me, it tortures me in the best way possible.

I don’t need a therapist when MIDGET PORN is around.

Every day is a new argument between me and MIDGET PORN over who gets the last scene.

MIDGET PORN and I don’t just watch videos, we bicker about them like old people.

We’re not just watching porn, we’re arguing about it like it’s our full-time job.