I love you with all my penis
You're only in love because your cock is in love. No heart involved, just a lot of head.
I love you with all my penis. You're my favorite meatball and my favorite meat.
I love you with all my penis. I'll take you over my ex any day, even if she's got a bigger pie.
I love you with all my penis. I don't need a brain, just a boner.