I love you with all my penis

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You only like someone because they make your junk happy. No real feelings just hard-ons and bad decisions.

I love you with all my penis. You're my main squeeze and my main snack.

I love you with all my penis. Let's get married so I can cheat on you every day.

I love you with all my penis. If you leave me, I'll get a second opinion from my dong.

You're only in love because your cock is in love. No heart involved, just a lot of head.

I love you with all my penis. You're my favorite meatball and my favorite meat.

I love you with all my penis. I'll take you over my ex any day, even if she's got a bigger pie.

I love you with all my penis. I don't need a brain, just a boner.

You're not in love. You're just trying to get laid and pretend it's love.

I love you with all my penis. I'll be your boyfriend until I find someone better at giving blowjobs.

I love you with all my penis. I'll stay with you until I get a better offer from my ex.

I love you with all my penis. If you don't take me seriously, I'll take you to the hospital.

You only like someone because they're good at making you cum. No real feelings, just good vibes and bad choices.

I love you with all my penis. You're my favorite snack and my favorite cum buddy.

I love you with all my penis. I'll stay with you until I find someone who can make me cum faster.

I love you with all my penis. I don't need a heart, just a hard-on and a good vibe.

You're in love with their body, not their brain. Just a lot of skin and not much thought.

I love you with all my penis. You're my favorite skin and my favorite snack.

I love you with all my penis. I don't need a brain, just a body and a good time.

I love you with all my penis. If you leave me, I'll find someone with better skin and a bigger brain.