I love you with all my penis - You're not in love. You're just trying to get laid and prete

You're not in love. You're just trying to get laid and pretend it's love.

I love you with all my penis. I'll be your boyfriend until I find someone better at giving blowjobs.

I love you with all my penis. I'll stay with you until I get a better offer from my ex.

I love you with all my penis. If you don't take me seriously, I'll take you to the hospital.