My dog barked at me, 'I love you two even though you love me I love you two door through you love me!' I said, 'You're just a loud dog.'

My ex said in a text, 'I love you two even though you love me I love you two door through you love me.' I replied, 'You're still confused.'

At the party, my best friend yelled, 'I love you two even though you love me I love you two door through you love me!' I said, 'You’re the loudest one here.'