I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

My mom said I love you two though you love me I love you two door through you love me. I said, 'You're just confused.'

He texted me, 'I love you two though you love me I love you two door through you love me.' I replied, 'You're a mess.'

At the dinner table, my brother yelled, 'I love you two though you love me I love you two door through you love me!' My dad threw a fork.

My girlfriend said, 'I love you two but you love me I love you two door through you love me.' I asked, 'What does that even mean?'

My friend sent a tweet: 'I love you two but you love me I love you two door through you love me. It’s just a love triangle.'

In the middle of a fight, my cousin said, 'I love you two but you love me I love you two door through you love me!' I said, 'You’re a drama queen.'

My dog barked at me, 'I love you two even though you love me I love you two door through you love me!' I said, 'You're just a loud dog.'

My ex said in a text, 'I love you two even though you love me I love you two door through you love me.' I replied, 'You're still confused.'

At the party, my best friend yelled, 'I love you two even though you love me I love you two door through you love me!' I said, 'You’re the loudest one here.'