I love you to the moon and back - To love someone so much, you’d f***ing stick your head up th

To love someone so much, you’d f***ing stick your head up their butt and go all the way to the moon and back just to f***ing annoy them.

My brother said it to my sister. She f***ing kicked him.

I said it to my crush. He f***ing passed out.

My dog said it to my cat. They had a f***ing wrestling match.