I love you to the moon and back

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A stupid line from a baby book that only f***ing babies believe. It’s like saying you love someone so much, you’d walk to the moon and back just to f*** up their day.
My kid said it to my dog. I gave her a biscuit and a slap.
My ex said it to me on a text. I replied with a photo of my dog eating a biscuit.
My grandma said it to my grandpa. He f***ing died.
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It means I love you so much, I’d f***ing sacrifice a goat and my dignity just to make you happy.
My mom said it to my dad on his birthday. He cried and got f***ing drunk.
I said it to my crush in class. He f***ing passed out.
My dog said it to my cat. They had a f***ing wrestling match.
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A stupid phrase used by f***ing bogan mums and daughters on Facebook to show how much they f***ing love each other, even though they’ve never been to the moon.
My mum said it to my aunt on Facebook. I got a f***ing notification and a f***ing biscuit.
My cousin said it to her daughter. The daughter f***ing cried.
My grandma said it to her friend. They both f***ing died.
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To love someone so much, you’d f***ing stick your head up their butt and go all the way to the moon and back just to f***ing annoy them.
My brother said it to my sister. She f***ing kicked him.
I said it to my crush. He f***ing passed out.
My dog said it to my cat. They had a f***ing wrestling match.
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It means I love you so much, I’d f***ing jump off a cliff just to show you how much I appreciate you.
My dad said it to my mom. She f***ing cried.
I said it to my friend. He f***ing laughed.
My grandma said it to her dog. The dog f***ing barked.
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