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A stupid line from a baby book that only f***ing babies believe. It’s like saying you love someone so much, you’d walk to the moon and back just to f*** up their day.
My kid said it to my dog. I gave her a biscuit and a slap.
My ex said it to me on a text. I replied with a photo of my dog eating a biscuit.
My grandma said it to my grandpa. He f***ing died.