I love you more than stars in the sky.
It's like a bad text message from a grandparent who still thinks emojis are a new invention. They send a bunch of hearts and stars and fire emojis just to make you feel extra loved.
Grandma sent: '❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥' Then she called to ask why you're not married yet.
Uncle: 'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Then he sent a text with 10 fire emojis and a photo of his cat.
Cousin: '❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥' Then she called to say your mom’s in the hospital.