I love you more than stars in the sky.

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A dumb way old Southern Black folks end phone calls. They say it even if they're mad at you or you're mad at them. It’s like they’re trying to make sure the last thing they say is love, not curses.
Mom: 'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Dad: 'And I love you more than the last time you tried to cook.'
Auntie: 'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Then she hung up.
Grandma: 'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Then she called the police.
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It's what old Black people say when they're trying to keep the peace. They don't want the last thing they say to be something that could get them killed.
'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Then the phone line went dead. Probably because he got arrested.
Grandma: 'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Then she called the cops on her own son.
Mom: 'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Then she yelled at the neighbor for talking too loud.
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It's like a bad text message from a grandparent who still thinks emojis are a new invention. They send a bunch of hearts and stars and fire emojis just to make you feel extra loved.
Grandma sent: '❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥' Then she called to ask why you're not married yet.
Uncle: 'I love you more than stars in the sky.' Then he sent a text with 10 fire emojis and a photo of his cat.
Cousin: '❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥' Then she called to say your mom’s in the hospital.
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