I love you like an emo loves tight pants
you love them so hard it’s like an emo guy stuck in a pair of tight pants. people who see you two together know you’re both stuck and you like it that way.
My girlfriend said, ‘I love you like an emo loves tight pants.’ I said, ‘That’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten.’
My best friend told me I love my job like an emo loves tight pants. I said, ‘I’m gonna punch my boss.’
My dad said I love my sister like an emo loves tight pants. I said, ‘You’re not wrong.’