I love you like an emo loves tight pants

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it says you love them so much it’s like an emo guy’s obsession with tight pants. you’re that crazy. people who watch you two together know your love is stupid but perfect.

My mom said I love my dog like an emo loves tight pants. I said that’s the only way to describe it.

My crush texted me: ‘I love you like an emo loves tight pants.’ I replied: ‘That means I’m your forever friend.’

My bf said I love him like an emo loves tight pants. I said, ‘You’re my tight pants.’

by Slangipedia 11d ago

you love them so hard it’s like an emo guy stuck in a pair of tight pants. people who see you two together know you’re both stuck and you like it that way.

My girlfriend said, ‘I love you like an emo loves tight pants.’ I said, ‘That’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten.’

My best friend told me I love my job like an emo loves tight pants. I said, ‘I’m gonna punch my boss.’

My dad said I love my sister like an emo loves tight pants. I said, ‘You’re not wrong.’

by Slangipedia 11d ago

you love them so much it’s like an emo guy who won’t take his pants off. people who watch you two together know you’re both ridiculous but still in love.

My boyfriend said, ‘I love you like an emo loves tight pants.’ I said, ‘You’re my tight pants.’

My ex said, ‘I love you like an emo loves tight pants.’ I said, ‘That’s why we broke up.’

My cousin told me I love my cat like an emo loves tight pants. I said, ‘You’re not wrong, but I still hate you.’

by Slangipedia 11d ago