I Love You Handshake
When two people in love shake hands like they’re trying to fuse their palms together. It looks like they’re doing some weird finger dance, and it’s usually followed by a stupid smile that makes you want to punch them.
My girlfriend and I did it at the movie theater. The guy next to us was staring at us like we were crazy.
My cousin and his girlfriend did it at the restaurant. The waiter looked confused.
My friend and his crush did it in the hallway. It was like a love scene from a bad movie.