I Love You Handshake

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When two lovebirds grip each other's hands like they're trying to steal each other's life force. They rub each other’s palms like they’re trying to scratch a itch that only exists in the other person’s head. It’s stupid, it’s cheesy, and it makes everyone around them want to die.

My girlfriend and I did the I Love You Handshake in front of my mom. She looked like she saw a ghost.

At the prom, my crush and I did it like we were trying to impress the entire school. We failed.

My uncle and aunt did it at my wedding. It was like they were trying to make the whole thing longer.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A stupid hand shake that looks like two people are trying to make each other’s palms bleed from all the love they’re giving. They look like jellyfish with fingers, and they keep doing it like it’s the most important thing in the world.

My cousins did it at the family reunion. It was like watching a bad soap opera.

My neighbor and his girlfriend did it outside my house. I almost called the cops.

My mom and dad did it at my graduation. It was the most awkward thing ever.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The handshake you do when you're so in love you forget how to hold hands normally. It looks like your fingers are doing the wave at a concert, and it's usually followed by a stupid grin and a look that says 'I don’t care if everyone sees us.'

My friend and his girlfriend did it in the mall. People were staring at them like they were insane.

At the park, my brother and his girlfriend did it in front of everyone. It was like a public announcement.

My teacher and his crush did it in class. The whole class was laughing at them.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When two people in love shake hands like they’re trying to fuse their palms together. It looks like they’re doing some weird finger dance, and it’s usually followed by a stupid smile that makes you want to punch them.

My girlfriend and I did it at the movie theater. The guy next to us was staring at us like we were crazy.

My cousin and his girlfriend did it at the restaurant. The waiter looked confused.

My friend and his crush did it in the hallway. It was like a love scene from a bad movie.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hand shake that looks like your fingers are trying to fight each other. You do it like you're in love, and it's usually followed by a stupid grin that makes you look like an idiot.

My brother and his girlfriend did it at the party. Everyone was laughing at them.

My friend and his crush did it in the cafeteria. It was like the most awkward moment ever.

My parents did it at my birthday. It was like they were trying to make the whole party longer.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you grip someone's hand so hard you're trying to make them feel your love. It looks like your fingers are doing a weird wave, and it's usually followed by a stupid smile that makes you look like an idiot.

My girlfriend and I did it in the park. The dog looked confused.

My friend and his crush did it in the hallway. It was like they were trying to make the whole school watch.

My uncle and aunt did it at my wedding. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.

by Slangipedia 12d ago