I Love You Handshake
When two lovebirds grip each other's hands like they're trying to steal each other's life force. They rub each other’s palms like they’re trying to scratch a itch that only exists in the other person’s head. It’s stupid, it’s cheesy, and it makes everyone around them want to die.
My girlfriend and I did the I Love You Handshake in front of my mom. She looked like she saw a ghost.
At the prom, my crush and I did it like we were trying to impress the entire school. We failed.
My uncle and aunt did it at my wedding. It was like they were trying to make the whole thing longer.