I Love Undertime Slopper
Undertime Slopper is my life. My brain is a fan club for Undertime Slopper and it’s not paying rent.
I got fired because I was eating Undertime Slopper in the office.
My mom thinks I’m going to die from too much Undertime Slopper.
I walked into a wall because I was thinking about Undertime Slopper.