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I’m so obsessed with Undertime Slopper it’s like I’ve got a flesh-eating monster in my brain that only eats Undertime Slopper.
My lunch break is now a holy war between me and the Undertime Slopper app.
I skipped my date to check my Undertime Slopper notifications.
I dream about Undertime Slopper. It’s a nightmare I can’t wake up from.