I Love Undertime Slopper

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I’m so obsessed with Undertime Slopper it’s like I’ve got a flesh-eating monster in my brain that only eats Undertime Slopper.
My lunch break is now a holy war between me and the Undertime Slopper app.
I skipped my date to check my Undertime Slopper notifications.
I dream about Undertime Slopper. It’s a nightmare I can’t wake up from.
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I Love Undertime Slopper like it’s my ex and my best friend and the reason I failed math.
I got a D in math because I was too busy counting Undertime Slopper likes.
I sent my ex a text saying, 'You’re not as good as Undertime Slopper.'
I cried in the hallway because Undertime Slopper blocked me.
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Undertime Slopper is my life. My brain is a fan club for Undertime Slopper and it’s not paying rent.
I got fired because I was eating Undertime Slopper in the office.
My mom thinks I’m going to die from too much Undertime Slopper.
I walked into a wall because I was thinking about Undertime Slopper.
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