I love the sun - Saying I love the sun is like saying I’m leaving you for ano

Saying I love the sun is like saying I’m leaving you for another guy, and that guy is so hot he’s like a walking sun.

I love the sun, and I’m leaving you for a guy who’s hotter than a summer day.

I love the sun, which means I’m your ex and I’ve moved on to a guy who makes your face look sad.

I love the sun, and that means I’m ditching you for a guy who’s got a smile that could light up the whole planet.