I love the sun

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I love the sun means I just told your mum I was going to give her a good shag and I didn’t even have to use my phone.

I love the sun, you know what that means, right? Your mum’s getting a real good shag tonight.

I love the sun, so I just told your mum I’m coming for her. She’s gonna be busy tomorrow.

I love the sun, and I just said I’m gonna give your mum the best shag of her life. She’s gonna be distracted for days.

Saying I love the sun is like saying I’m leaving you for another guy, and that guy is so hot he’s like a walking sun.

I love the sun, and I’m leaving you for a guy who’s hotter than a summer day.

I love the sun, which means I’m your ex and I’ve moved on to a guy who makes your face look sad.

I love the sun, and that means I’m ditching you for a guy who’s got a smile that could light up the whole planet.