I love Salvador
You’re so sore from the farm that your legs feel like they’re made of bricks, but you still say you love Salvador because he’s the only one who doesn’t throw dirt at you when you’re tired.
I posted on Instagram, 'I love Salvador,' after my back felt like it was on fire.
I told my brother, 'I love Salvador,' because he kept throwing rocks at me.
I yelled at the cows, 'I love Salvador,' because he didn’t make me work with them.