I love Salvador

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When you’re so beat up from working the farm all day that your bones feel like they’re screaming at you, but you still can’t help but love Salvador because he’s the only sane person who doesn’t want to die from the heat.
After shoveling dirt until my hands looked like raw meat, I yelled, 'I love Salvador!' because he gave me a break.
I texted my mom, 'I love Salvador,' because he let me rest under the tree.
I told the guy at the gas station, 'I love Salvador,' because he didn’t laugh at my blisters.
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You’re so sore from the farm that your legs feel like they’re made of bricks, but you still say you love Salvador because he’s the only one who doesn’t throw dirt at you when you’re tired.
I posted on Instagram, 'I love Salvador,' after my back felt like it was on fire.
I told my brother, 'I love Salvador,' because he kept throwing rocks at me.
I yelled at the cows, 'I love Salvador,' because he didn’t make me work with them.
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You’re so wiped from working the farm that your brain is fried, but you still say you love Salvador because he’s the only one who gives you a break when you’re about to collapse.
I said, 'I love Salvador,' to my boss because he let me sit down.
I texted my best friend, 'I love Salvador,' because he gave me a soda.
I told the sun, 'I love Salvador,' because he didn’t burn me alive.
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