i love me,too
I'm loving you and myself at the same time. No need to choose.
He asked me to be his girlfriend and I said 'I love me, too' because I already had three boyfriends.
She said she loved me and I said 'I love me, too' because I'm not a sucker.
He told me he loved me and I said 'I love me, too' because I'm a beast.