i love me,too

You said 'I love you' and I said 'I love me, too' because I'm not dumb.

He asked me out and I said 'I love me, too' because I already had a date.

She texted 'I love you' and I replied 'I love me, too' because I'm cool and I know it.

He told me he loved me and I said 'I love me, too' because I'm not just anyone's side piece.

I got a compliment and said 'I love me, too' because I'm awesome.

She said she loved me and I said 'I love me, too' because I'm not just a yes man.

He asked me to be his girlfriend and I said 'I love me, too' because I already had three boyfriends.

She said she loved me and I said 'I love me, too' because I'm not a sucker.

He told me he loved me and I said 'I love me, too' because I'm a beast.