I love living in the city - A lie you tell yourself when you’re stuck between a coffee s

A lie you tell yourself when you’re stuck between a coffee shop and a strip club.

I love living in the city, even though my coffee is overpriced and my life is overrated.

I love living in the city, even though my neighbor thinks a trash can is a pet.

I love living in the city, even though I’ve seen my dog take a job as a street performer.