I love living in the city

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A fake way of saying you like the city because it’s full of drunk people, loud music, and bad decisions.

I love living in the city, until I realize I’m just one subway ride away from a feral raccoon fight.

I love living in the city, until I see my neighbor try to play the saxophone at 2 a. m.

I love living in the city, until I realize my apartment is just a tent in a parking lot.

A lie you tell yourself when you’re stuck between a coffee shop and a strip club.

I love living in the city, even though my coffee is overpriced and my life is overrated.

I love living in the city, even though my neighbor thinks a trash can is a pet.

I love living in the city, even though I’ve seen my dog take a job as a street performer.

A desperate attempt to make sense of why you’re surrounded by people who think traffic is a sport.

I love living in the city, even though I’ve watched people argue with a traffic light like it’s their ex.

I love living in the city, even though my commute is just a battle between pigeons and my soul.

I love living in the city, even though my apartment building has more drama than a soap opera.

A phrase you use when you’re too broke to leave, but also too proud to admit it.

I love living in the city, even though I’ve had to eat pizza for three years straight.

I love living in the city, even though I’ve shared a toilet with a stranger for a week.

I love living in the city, even though my rent is more than my paycheck.

A way of saying you like the city even though it smells like old pizza and regret.

I love living in the city, even though the air smells like regret and expired cheese.

I love living in the city, even though my neighbor thinks it’s a good idea to paint the walls pink at midnight.

I love living in the city, even though I’ve seen my dog get into a fight with a mailbox.