I love balls - I love balls. I love balls so much I would f***ing eat them

I love balls. I love balls so much I would f***ing eat them if they asked me nicely. And I love it when people scream while I do it.

I love balls. I ate my dog’s balls and he didn’t like it.

I love balls. I bit my mom’s balls and she threw me out of the house.

I love balls. I licked my dad’s balls and he screamed like a girl.