I love balls

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I love balls. I love eating them, squeezing them until they’re squishy, and watching people scream like a f***ing toddler who got their candy taken. Yeah, I love balls.
I love balls. I bit my cousin’s balls and he cried like a baby.
I love balls. I sat on my teacher’s balls during lunch and she gave me a D.
I love balls. I licked my dog’s balls and he chased me out of the house.
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I love balls. I love seeing people’s faces when I grab their balls and twist like I’m f***ing playing tug-of-war with a f***ing chicken.
I love balls. I grabbed my brother’s balls and he screamed like he was being stabbed.
I love balls. I twisted my neighbor’s balls and he fainted.
I love balls. I bit my friend’s balls and he ran out of the room crying.
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I love balls. I love balls so much I would f***ing eat them if they asked me nicely. And I love it when people scream while I do it.
I love balls. I ate my dog’s balls and he didn’t like it.
I love balls. I bit my mom’s balls and she threw me out of the house.
I love balls. I licked my dad’s balls and he screamed like a girl.
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